Hey married peeps! This one is for you. Here are 10 things kinky women are seriously great at doing that men seriously dig, that drives them crazy to the bedroom:
1. Talking dirty
When in doubt, just go with “[verb expletive] my [noun expletive], baby.”
2. Roughing it
Put his hands on your throat if you like being choked. Asked to be spanked if that’s your thing. And if you’re interested in having your hair pulled, just do it doggie-style.
3. Having super-sexy underwear
Own (and wear) completely impractical lingerie. I don’t know how it’s possible, but thigh-high stockings are somehow sexier than no stockings at all.
4. Backing that ass up
It’s hardly a taboo anymore, but don’t immediately poopoo the idea of butt stuff. And don’t Amber Rose it all over the internet if he likes being on the receiving end.
5. Asking for what they want
Be aggressive. Request position changes. Tell him what you want to do to him and, if you want to choke him, there are like 0.0001 percent of guys who may be cool with it.
6. Bossing you around
Insist on him not using his hands once in a while. But don’t let him go hands-free too much or he’ll get lazy.
7. Exploring herself
Explore yourself with your finger and then put it in his mouth. If you’re feeling fun, do the same with his finger and your mouth.
8. Sitting on your face
I’m not even sure if you should ask. I know I know, social contract. I know women have decided they hate 69-ing, so face the other direction and “concentrate” on your magic.